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Show me that smile again Don't waste
another minute

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on your crying We're nowhere near the
end The best is that it

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didn't begin

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Well, in a nutshell, you told us not to.
Mm -hmm. And if you did?

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You'd hang us by our thumbs in the
basement.

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That's right.

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Now get me the rope.

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Dad,

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I'm confident when you hear my story.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong.

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Dad, I tried to tell Ben to be quiet,
but did he listen?

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How's the paper coming, honey?

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I agree completely.

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But don't worry, you'll get it done.
Now, how do you want your eggs?

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I'm sorry, I think we're out of Tabasco.

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I'll find some. I'll find some.

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Here, take this. This will get you
started, and I'll bring the rest out in

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minute.

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Mommy, it was an accident, I swear.
Mike, this is your last warning. If we

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you skateboarding in the house again,
you lose your phone privileges, your

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stereo, and your allowance for two
months.

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Mom!

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Oh, hi,

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Richie. Hi, Mrs. Seaver. Oh, no.

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Richie, didn't you collect for the paper
yesterday?

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Oh, this isn't a professional visit,
Mrs. Seaver. I'm here.

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Richie, I told you to meet me at the
library.

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Well, I just thought...

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I mean, in light of our new relationship
and all.

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Well, we could work here.

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Relationship?

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What do you got now, like boyfriend and
girlfriend, huh? Kind of going steady?

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Didn't she tell you?

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Carol and I are married.

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What?

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It's a social studies project.

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Yeah, we have to work out a budget for a
married couple.

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Simulated married couple.

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Oh, come on, guys. I can feel the love
in this room.

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So what brought you two kids together,
anyway?

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Destiny.

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Oh, and the fact that I paid off all the
other guys in class so they wouldn't

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pick you.

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What?

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Richie, you... You bought me?

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Yeah.

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Guess I'm just old -fashioned that way.

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That's it. I am not doing this project
with you. Now, out. If we don't turn the

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paper in Monday, we get an F.

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Oh.

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I can see the headlines now.

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Carol Seaver gets an F. Nation in shock.

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President to fly back from Santa
Barbara.

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Mike.

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Come on, Richie. Let's get this over
with.

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Ready when you are.

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Dear.

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Oh, isn't that cute?

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Not another word.

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Thanks, honey.

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Just set it on the desk there, please.

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Okay, sure.

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Oh, listen, Jason, why don't you take a
break? We could have a little... Oh, I

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can't, honey. I really got to get this
done.

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Oh.

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How about a short break and then we
could talk? Maggie, no, I've really got

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finish up here.

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But don't you think a little
conversation and... Maggie, what do you

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talk about?

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Who, me?

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Oh, nothing.

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Okay.

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Gosh, look at this picture of the kids.

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Mike must have been about eight years
old. Wasn't he a cutie pie?

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I believe the word his second grade
teacher used was devil boy.

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Oh, come on. He sent her a card in the
hospital.

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Yeah.

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Oh, and look at Carol. She was always
such a quick learner.

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Yeah. That's why she's got alphabet soup
up her nose.

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Yeah, and little Benny was always such a
happy baby.

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Yeah. I remember the way he used to
laugh every time he'd fill a diaper.

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I was over at Ellen Harper's the other
day, and I saw Jessica take her first

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step. Uh -huh.

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Oh, it was so exciting.

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I would think so.

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The girl's 17.

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You're thinking of Marjorie. Marjorie,
yeah. Anyway, Jason, you should have

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it. Jessica stood up on her chubby
little legs and took three chubby little

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steps and then fell on her chubby little
face.

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Jason.

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Do you ever think about having another
child?

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Oh, yes, I do, Maggie, yes. Sometimes I
even dream about it.

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You do?

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Uh -huh.

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And then I wake up screaming.

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Maggie, I know what you're going
through.

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You do?

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Yes, yes. It's a syndrome.

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And it's very common among women your
age who suddenly feel the urge to have

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more baby.

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Well, what's wrong with that?

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Well, nothing except you've just gone
back to work.

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And we'd have to add a room onto the
house.

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Anyway, I thought we already had the
family we wanted.

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Oh, come on, Jason. Those are just
rationalizations. But stop and think

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a minute.

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Can you give me one real reason why we
shouldn't have another child?

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Wait here.

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Okay, next we have to go over the basic
home expenses.

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Water, heat, gas, electric.

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Are you with me?

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Till death do us part.

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Hey, I haven't seen you crazy kids since
you got back from the honeymoon.

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Hey, Richard, do you have any trouble
finding a hotel that would take pets?

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No, it's all right, Carol.

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I'll handle this.

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Mike?

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I'll have to ask you to take that back.

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No, no, Richie, don't get me wrong. I
mean, Carol's a great catch.

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And as soon as she's clean, scaled, and
deboned, she's coming.

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And now I'm warning you, Mike, nobody
talks to my simulated wife like that.

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Simulated or not, I love her.

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Oh, now, see what you done?

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Honey, don't cry.

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You know what? She's coming.

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You crazy monk told you not to do that.
What are you going to do, tell on me?

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I'm kicking it around.

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How are you going to prove it?

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Oh, I don't think evidence will be such
a problem.

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Ben, Ben, Ben.

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What can I say about it that hasn't
already been said?

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about to become a rich man.

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Look, Ben, you've got to take the rap
for me here. Now, you're a first -time

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offender, Mom, and that'll only make you
pay for the window, and I'll pay you

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back for that.

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That plus 30 bucks?

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30 bucks?

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Overhead.

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Ben, I don't have that kind of money.

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I'm sorry to hear that, Mike.

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Hey, what's going on in there? Ben,
you're my brother. I love you.

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Hey, Mike, I'm going to cut you some
slack here.

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Because after all, money isn't that
important, is it, Mike?

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More important is what one you mean can
do for another you mean.

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Right, right.

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That's why I'd like you to be my
personal servant for the weekend.

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Hey, what was that noise?

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Hey, who did this? Is that a skateboard?

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Okay, okay, I'll do it.

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Mom, Dad, I know this is unbelievable,
but I was fooling around on my

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and the thing went flying.

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You did this, Ben?

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Well, sorry just isn't good enough, Ben.
That's going to come out of your

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allowance.

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And if we ever catch you skateboarding
in the house again, you're going to

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discover the true meaning of the word
sorry.

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Well, I'd better clean up that broken
glass.

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All right, little bro, we handled that
pretty well.

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Freeze, please!

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What? I believe we had a little
arrangement.

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Wait a minute, Penny. You didn't take
that little joke about the servant

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business seriously, did you?

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Oh, Mom.

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Pamper you silly.

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I have my figures ready.

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We're still way under budget.

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Ricky, you've got zero dollars down for
entertainment.

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I kind of figured we'd have home
entertainment.

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How do you think we got 11 children?

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11 children?

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believe this. I mean, first you buy me
and then you turn me into a baby

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I thought that's what we both wanted.

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That's it. I'll tell you what I want.

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I want a separation.

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We're dividing the budget into two
separate households.

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What about the kids?

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You keep the kids.

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We'll be hearing from my attorney.

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God, she's cute when she's angry.

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Your sandwich.

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Oh, dear.

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What do I see here?

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It's just like you ordered. Three parts
peanut butter, one part marshmallow, a

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dollop of cream cheese topped with one
and a half raisins.

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Yes, but I still see a speck of crust.

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You know my feelings about crust.

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Okay, I'll cut it off.

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A new sandwich?

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I see salami and cheese and a tangy
French mustard.

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I ought to... Oh, Mom!

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Okay, okay. Okay, okay what?

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Okay, okay, Lord Ben.

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Mind if I sit here a second?

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Sure, fine.

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Sit.

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You know, I've been thinking.

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Sure, fine.

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Think.

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About that summer home on Squam Lake.

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You know, maybe we should hold off
putting down that deposit.

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Sure, fine.

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Hold off.

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Because if we stay home this summer,
maybe we could add that new room onto

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house. Sure, fine. Add a room.

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I was thinking we'd need an addition
because... I might be having a baby.

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You're fine. Have a baby.

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A baby?

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Now, I'm not sure yet. The doctor has to
call back at 2 o 'clock with the test

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results. A baby?

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Oh, Jason, I didn't tell you sooner
because I knew you needed to concentrate

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your article, but then I got so nervous
waiting for the doctor's call. Maggie,

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do you know what this means?

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It means we're having a baby.

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You mean you're glad?

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Glad?

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Maggie, glad doesn't begin to describe
how I feel.

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I feel really glad.

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But, Jason, I thought you didn't want to
have another child.

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Well, that was before I got to know him.

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Oh, honey, it's so weird that this
should happen now. Just when I started

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to work, I guess I'll... Well, I guess
I'll just have to quit my job to be a

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mommy. No, no, no. Don't you see? It's
different this time, Maggie.

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I'm already home. I'll be the mommy.

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I guess that rules out breastfeeding.

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No. Yeah.

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But I can do everything else. I can
bathe him. I can burp him. I can change

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I'll guide his destiny.

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This is my chance.

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This is my chance to recapture all the
things I missed with the other kids.

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Like their crying all day long?

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I'll wear earplugs.

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Like tons of dirty diapers?

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I'll wear nose plugs.

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3 a .m. feedings?

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Maggie, if you're going to have a
negative attitude about this, it's a

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thing I'm raising this kid.

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Well, if that's the way you feel about
it, have your own darn baby.

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I could if I wanted to.

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Baby, I want to have your baby.

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Oh, Jason, that's sweet.

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Oh, Carol, you've got to come back. I
can't make it alone on my budget.

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Hey, you've got just as much money as I
do.

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I've got all 11 kids.

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We live in a shack. All we have to eat
is fish food.

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Richie, I think you're getting a little
carried away here.

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Hey, I think I'm entitled to get a
little carried away for my $60.

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What are you talking about?

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Oh, that's what I had to pay to get you
as a partner.

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Oh, Richie, that's crazy. I mean, that's
a lot of money.

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Oh, money isn't everything, Carol.

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I would have paid $600 for you if that's
what it took.

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That's the sweetest and most borderline
psychotic thing anyone's ever said to

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me.

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Hey,

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it's just the kind of guy I am.

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But I guess that's not good enough for
you.

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Look, Richie.

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Maybe we can arrange a simulated trial
reconciliation.

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Until Monday.

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Ah, Carol.

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Welcome home.

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What do I tell the kids?

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Your Rambo doll clothes are ready, I
hope.

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here looks terrible how's the man
supposed to defend our country in

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pants

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Jennifer! Hi!

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Jennifer?

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I said no personal calls.

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Ben, that was Wonder Buns.

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window. You only know, Dad, you're
blackmailing, you little gangster.

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That's going to ground you. That's going
to ground you and spank you.

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Hold it right there, you two.

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You boys look so cute, I've got to take
a picture.

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Yeah. Hey, remember when you guys were
just little babies, how we used to play

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patty cake?

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Yeah. That was big time fun.

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What do you say we play a quick game
right now?

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If I were you, I'd get in on this.

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Howdy cake, howdy cake, baker's man.

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Bake me a cake, yes, yes.

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Old boys, you're both grounded until
further notice, okay?

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finish your paper today?

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No, not my paper. I couldn't concentrate
on my paper. I have a list of baby

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names. Oh.

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It's my first choice. This is
distinctive. It's commanding.

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It's noble.

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It's Julius.

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Julius Seaver?

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Not bad, huh?

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I got plenty more just in case. Just in
case of what?

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Well, just in case he turned out to be a
comedian.

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Sid Seaver?

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everyday kid?

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Beaver, Seaver.

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Jason, what if he's a girl?

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Uh -oh. I better get back to work.

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Jason, I was thinking that if it's a
girl that we could name her Rebecca.

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Rebecca, Seaver. That's pretty. I like
that.

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I hope she looks just like you.

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Oh, me too.

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Because she'd look kind of silly with a
hairy chest.

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Oh, don't answer it.

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We've both got to be on the phone at the
same time.

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I'll get the phone in the living room.
Hold on. Okay, hurry.

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Hello?

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Yes, doctor.

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Uh -huh.

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I see.

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Yes.

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Well, thank you for calling, doctor.

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I guess it's all for the best. I mean, I
wasn't really ready to go through all

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that again, and it wouldn't have been
fair to ask you to take so much time

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from your practice. I mean, I guess... I
guess it just isn't the time.

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You really wanted to have a baby, didn't
you?

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Yeah, I guess I did.

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Well, I did, too.

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I guess we could look at this as good
news and bad news.

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Bad news is that we're not going to have
a baby right now.

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And the good news is that we can keep
trying to have a baby.

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Even if it takes weeks.

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Or months.

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Yes, the important thing is that we keep
at it.

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Well, I'm willing to do my part.

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All right, the party's over. Let's get
to work.

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Very

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impressive,

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honey. I might even go so far as to say
that your paper is brilliant.

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Oh, go so far. Say it.

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What do you say we celebrate over
dinner?

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Oh, good idea.

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Yes, your momness. Yes, your dadness.

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We'll have two club sandwiches, just a
hint of mayo on whole wheat toast.

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Oh, and hold the crust.

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You know how we feel about crust.

